I had to break a one hundred dollar bill at a store last night. I handed the note to the cashier, whom could not have been more than 17 years old. He proceeded to hold the bill up to the light, supposedly to look for the watermark and the reflective strip of filament that is embedded in the bill. As he was doing this, I knew immediately what was coming next, and sure enough, out came one of those pens (or “highlighter”, if you prefer) and he proceeded to mark the note with the pen. The pen dispenses an amber-colored ink. The idea is that if the ink turns from its yellow-tint in to black, it is an indicator that the bill might be counterfeit. So when he marked my bill, guess what happened to the yellow ink?
Before I answer what happened to me and my “hunj” (which is a very strange colloquialism for a one hundred dollar bill, apparently used primarily in the Connecticut backwoods), I want to delve into the science behind the pen and the notes that they divine as authentic or not. Lets start with The United States One Hundred Dollar Bill.
All U.S. paper currency is manufactured by Crane and Company of Dalton, Massachusetts. The “paper” is actually a unique fiber composed of 25 percent linen and 75 percent cotton. This material is referred to as “rag paper”. Red and blue synthetic fibers of various lengths are distributed evenly throughout the rag paper. Before World War One, these fibers were made of silk. There are numerous features of the bill designed to identify counterfeits from legitimate tender. The watermark is created during the paper-making process, and can be viewed from either side of the bill when held up to the light. The watermark is extremely difficult for counterfeiters to duplicate, even with the most sophisticated equipment. The notes also included micro-printing (small lettering that is hard to replicate); on the face of the note, “USA 100” is within the number in the lower left corner and “United States of America” appears as a line in the left lapel of Benjamin Franklin’s coat. Another innovative feature of the newest generation of American currency is the use of color-shifting ink. The ink is used in the numeral in the lower right-hand corner on the front of the bill. The “color-shifting” ink makes the numeral look green when viewed straight on, but black when viewed at an angle. Embedded in the paper, a plastic security strip runs vertically up one side of the note. Viewing the obverse (the front side) of the note, the plastic strip is on the left side. Upon close inspection of this security strip, you can see the words “USA 100” repeated along the thread, visible on both sides of the bill. And later this year, a new security feature is being added to the next redesign: 650,000 microlenses to make the image of Ben Franklin move when the bill is turned. Turning the bill up and down will make Ben’s face move left and right. Turning the bill left and right will make Ben’s face move up and down.
Now lets take a look at the counterfiet detecting wonderpen. According to the folks over at SearchSecurity.com, here is what they’ve been saying since 2002:
“A counterfeit detector pen is a felt tip pen containing an iodine solution that can be used to help identify computer-generated counterfeit bills. According to U.S. Secret Service data, “funny money” generated by criminals using computers and ordinary printers accounted for only one-half of 1 percent of the counterfeit bills confiscated in 1995. By the year 2000, that figure had risen to 45 percent and is still going up. Detector pens, although not fool-proof, are an effective way to identify computer-generated counterfeit bills because the iodine solution in a detector pen reacts with starch, which is commonly found in the wood-based copy paper used by most printers. Detection pens are easy to use and require no training. A clerk at a cash register simply uses their counterfeit detector pen to put a small mark on the bill. If the bill is counterfeit and the paper is wood-based, the iodine in the pen solution will react with the starch and leave a dark brown or black mark. If the bill is authentic and the paper is fiber-based, there won’t be any starch and the pen will not leave a mark. Typically, a counterfeit detector pen costs about $5.00 and can be used to screen up to 3,000 bills. Counterfeit detector pens can be used for any thread-based paper currency.”
The website HowStuffWorks.com has this to add:
“The counterfeit detector pen is extremely simple. It contains an iodine solution that reacts with the starch in wood-based paper to create a black stain. When the solution is applied to the fiber-based paper used in real bills, no discoloration occurs. The pen does nothing but detect bills printed on normal copier paper instead of the fine papers used by the U.S. Treasury.”
So basically, if there is any starch within (or upon) a note, this iodine pen will detect it. Does it mean the currency is bogus? Not by a long shot – aye, there’s the rub! (Pun intended.) For instance, legitimate bills that pick up starch from external sources will cause the marking to turn to black. What happens if a bill that is left in a shirt or pants pocket goes through a rinse cycle that contains starch? Or even simpler, what happens if starch is sprayed onto the money? Although the instances where currency notes and external starch sources accidentally intercede are probably very rare, it is a sure fire means of falsifying the iodine pen. When James Randi looked into the iodine pen a while back, he had some choice comments. Among them:
“The U.S. Secret Service has the awesome responsibility, among other things, of protecting us from counterfeit currency. They tell us that there is more bogus money in circulation now, than at any previous period in history. This is something we should all be concerned about, right? I contacted a U.S. Secret Service inspector and asked his official opinion about this device. “Does it (the iodine pen) work as advertised?” I asked him. “It is not dependable,” he responded, after referring to a handy manual. “Not dependable, like, 100 percent not dependable?” I asked. “You might say that,” he said. You see, Federal officials never use “yes” or “no” to answer any question professionally. “
It is noteworthy that there is almost universal acceptance of the legitimacy of the iodine pen’s ability to sniff out (our mark out) fake bills. Besides what Randi has written, there is hardly any other criticism of the innate flawed concept of this pen. The pen is universally used, many of us have had first hand experience with it (as the bearer or checker of the note), and we have accepted its validity without a second thought. Despite the numerous means that the government has implemented to protect us from actual counterfeit notes, and the fact that the manufacturer of the notes is constantly making design improvements and new security features, we citizens seem to take greater comfort and trust in a smear of iodine. In a way, investing in the power of the pen to reveal counterfeiting is a kind of argument from authority, and for many people, that is a logical fallacy that they can not resist. The iodine pen issue is an excellent example of how easily and readily a culture or society will embrace the most simple ideas, uncritically. It is no wonder that Randi has made this a fixture as a part of his lectures.
Well, in the end, once my bill was marked with the iodine pen, it retained its amber tint to the satisfaction of the 17 year old cashier. Just to see if he was more on the ball than I gave him credit for, I said to him “You know, those pens don’t really work.” He replied “uh-huh” and kind of gave me a blank stare, and that was it. No questioning of my comment. No curiosity as to why I would make such a comment. No interest whatsoever. It is exactly the same reaction we, as a society, collectively have when the makers ofthe iodine pen tell us that their product works.