This just in: it turns out that the Apollo 16 mission was our first encounter with alien life/technology.
According to a “psychic R&D operation” based in Austin, TX called Tranception Inc., the Apollo 16 astronauts deserve the Congressional Space Medal of Honor for the first ever alien encounter with some “shipwreck elements”.
An alien attack fleet is spotted in a spot on NASA film. [...]
What is it that makes someone an authority on UFOs? Do you have to be a “ufologist”? Do you have to have researched UFO sightings, abductions and patterns for years? Or do you just have to watch one or two UFO specials on Fox or the “History” channel?
Well no, apparently you just have to [...]