As Louie said to Rick, “I am shocked, shocked to discover that there is gambling going on in this establishment,” so I am just stunned to find out the bigfoot corpse discovered in Georgia is in actual fact a rubber gorilla suit. http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080820/od_afp/usenvironmentbigfootoffbeat_080820193153. How could these men of integrity, these selfless servants of science and rationality, have put over this, this deception on the innocent public? I will never look at the face on Mars or the Bermuda triangle in the same way again.
I think the hoax is a hoax. I think the real bigfoot corpse was spirited away by the Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commision to serve as the main course at the Bilderberg’s annual dinner. Nobody will ever convince me otherwise – I know in my heart that bigfoot is real and alive, somewhere, just waiting for his big break so he can make a guest appearance in the next X-files movie. The truth is out there, people, now go and get it – I don’t care how many Freemasons you have to waterboard.