Attention to all of our readers in Nigeria! Please be on the look out for this car thief. He is described as a white quadruped, bearded and hoofed, with a singular vocabulary and a penchant for eating grass, devouring fibers, and stealing Mazdas. He is considered horned and dangerous. He might shoot milk in your direction, so please, if you see the suspect, call the authorities immediately or call reporters at The Vanguard newspaper. They are the ones that initially reported the crime. Here is the story, courtesy of Breitbart, in its entirety.
There is really not a whole lot to be said from the halls of science about this claim. It is just another reminder, albeit a humorous one in this case, that there are parts of the world where belief in magic and superstition not only outweigh science and rational thought, but science and rational thought are downright absent. Today it is a report about people transforming into goats using black magic. Tomorrow we will read about children that are tortured and killed because adults think they are witches.
Medieval beliefs yield medieval results.