On the 26th day of October, the world lost the greatest cephalopod mind of our times [Aside to PZ: they have minds, right?]: Paul the Octopus, a squishy seer of the sea who successfully predicted many of the winners of World Cup soccer [football] games [matches?].
It is only now, two weeks later, that we have had the opportunity to look back and see exactly how insightful the magical mollusk was. Skepchick was able to get a copy of all his predictions, as conveyed to a pet psychic. I give you THE ASTONISHING PROPHESIES OF OCTODAMUS THE PROGNOCTOPUS
THE ASTONISHING PROPHESIES OF OCTODAMUS THE PROGNOCTOPUS