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Ah, Evan, but sliced bread is such an imperfect medium for art. No two pieces of Jesus-charred toast from the Jesus Toaster (TM) will look identical, which leaves one to wonder: How long will it be before someone comes forward with claims that his piece of Jesus toast from his Jesus Toaster (TM) is divinely marked with an image of Mary? Somewhere in there. In Jesus’ face.
If you drop the toast, does it always land savior-side-up?
This is nothing new. My toaster has burned images of the Invisible Pink Unicorn onto my toast for as long as I can remember.
Minor nitpick: ‘Phenomena’ is plural, ‘phenomenon’ is singular.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast.
This is not as impressive as a Cylon toaster.
http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/16/battlestar-galactica-cylon-toaster-produces-fanboy-approved-brea/
Brought to you by the makers of the Hemp Toaster.
Anything to make a buck.