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Shopping For Possessions

Let’s go shopping!  Let’s see what’s for sale on eBay® today.  Hmmm…I typed in the search word “haunted”.  There are a total of 4037 items up for auction on eBay® with the word ‘haunted’ associated with them. I’ll refine the search to the subcategory of ‘haunted dolls’. There are 134 haunted dolls up for bid. Here are just a few samples and their descriptions from the sellers, exactly as they were written, including the spelling:

Haunted Musical Gypsy Porcelain Doll ACTIVE****

I have taken quite a bit of pictures of this doll, CAN NOT get any clear pictures to come out..This doll here is so full of engery that my camera is coming out blury..I put a few recorders on her, and WOW. You can hear voices, lots of voices.. but I cannot make them out. Hopefully whoever wins this auction, can get some better evp’s of her..This doll is LOADED with ENERGY…… Please Bid with CAUTION..This is NOT a toy and should not be taken lightly..

 

HAUNTED PROPHET OIL/PSY ABILITIES/STRONGEST EVER DOLL!

THE STRONGEST I HAVE EVER MADE-THIS IS INTENSE AND NOT FOR THE WEAK! THIS WILL ENHANCE AND ACTIVATE YOUR INBORN CLAIRVOYANT POWERS. YOU WILL SEE THINGS. YOU WILL KNOW THINGS. VISIONS WILL COME TO YOU WITH FORCE. DREAM OF YOUR FUTURE OR ANYONE ELSE’S-IT’S UP TO YOU. WITH THIS,YOU WILL ALSO BE ABLE TO SEE,HEAR,AND COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEAD. 

 

HAUNTED VOODOO CLOWN DOLL..HIGHLY ACTIVE****

I am not a collector of dolls for value, just the haunted and paranormal ones. ***If you look at the second photo, you will see a glow around this doll..Looks as if a fireball is in his eyes..***Then the third picture I caught the energy that surrounds him and what looks like a skull face on the side of his face…Most likely from VOODOO..***Didn’t realize the fourth picture until my son pointed it out, but he head was turned..The 2nd,3rd,&4th were taken back to back. No movement from me there.***And the last picture has the stamp on it..and I turned his head around that time to get the photo..Please, this is NOT a child’s toy and should not be taken lightly..You have been warned, as I can not be responsible for what happens..

 

Haunted doll fairy paradise galleries money power wishes

This fairie fae child comes to you with many special powers of fortune telling of the future, granting of special wishes, and wealth, beauty, telepathy,money,love, communication with the spirit realm, & protection.  A most unusual offering in the form of this beautiful new doll 21 inches tall.  Due to her very special abilities, I must start the bidding a little higher than usual on this doll.  To the right person she will be priceless.  She has fair skin made of soft touch vinyl…feels like real skin, so silky. The most fabulous doll ever!! My favorite one of all my dolls for sale at this time. She will come to you new in her box with COA.  I believe  even bidders who don’t win her will gain luck from bidding on her.  She is very very special. Soft touch vinyl paradise gallery doll, now retired and unattainable.  If she is for you, you will know, waiting for the RIGHT person only. Not just anyone may have her.

 

HAUNTED-DOLL-SPIRIT-STRONGER-THAN-DJINN-MANY-GIFTS

For this incredible auction…EXTREMELY POWERFUL EASTERN PUPPET DOLL.  HOUSES SPIRIT STRONGER THAN DJINN. GRANTS UNLIMITED WISHES, SHARES ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE, MANIFESTS IN MANY FORMS.  HER GOLDEN SPIRIT ENERGIES RADIATE FROM THIS STUNNING HOST / VESSEL! Her spirit spans the unseen folds of time.  She is the river, the forest, the hill and the heavens.  She is Chandani ~ANCIENT TORCH OF LIGHT WITHIN THE DARKNESS. Chandani MUST to be placed with the one who has exceptional skills as a mage, wizard or highly skilled and experienced witch.  Ultimately her passage to you shall be her final endeavor within our Earth Realm. It has been foretold that Chandani will bring abundance to her protector in the form of unlimted wishes.  She has the ability to work in realms of white, grey, green, or black magick.  If you intend to use her for good (as well as for bad) keep in mind she will gladly reap what you sow! She has been around since before the time of the Pharaohs.  She claims to have served royalty in this realm as well as in her current astral realm.  She has the wisdom of the ancients, the knowledge of the temples and of the ruins.  She brings forth the ability to reunite lovers, give her protector the upper-hand in life, and to manifest amazing visions of clarity and vision. Her chosen tongue is Sanskrit, however she will speak to you in your native language, for she knows all languages of the World.  She claims to know all that the Gods and Goddesses know, however she will only share what she finds prudent for you to know at any given point along your path. She manifests in animal form as well as human.  Her preferred animal form is that of a HUMMINGBIRD and sometimes a BUTTERFLY.  She views this as a representation of her ever metamorphosing being, as well as her ability to continually afford you new opportunites to evaluate the most important aspects of your own life. If Chandani calls to you, listen to her song.  Allow her to draw you closer.  Allow her to share with you the secrets of the ages and the secrets that lie undiscovered within yourself!

 

On second thought, I think I’ll go hit the local shopping mall instead.

7 comments to Shopping For Possessions

  • Slarty

    Bugger!

    Why did my parents instil those bloody moral values in me?

    Let’s see.

    1x doll from Toys-r-us = £5
    1x entry on ebay = £0.50
    1x fleeced punter = priceless.

    Would someone please let me know how to build in some cognitive dissonance so that I can sell some cheap dolls for a fortune and ignore that troublesome conscience?

  • “This auction is for a rare and vintage General Electric wall clock that hung in the lobby of a hotel that had been converted into housing for the ederly back in 1984.

    A fire broke out and caused 8 senior citizens to jump to their deaths from the tenth floor. The clock stopped at around 1:00 am that night. It holds much residual energy of a tradgic event and is very, very haunted. Blue obrs and feelings of anguish have been felt and seen, surrounding this object. This is a very sad and lethal object of time and I strongly caution

    the person that considers owning it. If you are sensitive to feelings of dispare, pass this one up… Good luck and happy bidding! From the Edge of Time. ”
    http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Vintage-Electric-Clock-Weird-and-Tradgic-Ghost_W0QQitemZ110241462687QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1468QQcmdZViewItem

    Some of these are brilliant! Or should that be ‘tradgic’ :-)

  • Jim Shaver

    Slarty, Slarty, Slarty…

    No one will buy your fake haunted dolls. You write in complete, legible sentences, which is a dead giveaway that you’re not a legitimate psychic person. Duh.

  • My favourite line in all of those was this, from the second-to-last:

    I believe even bidders who don’t win her will gain luck from bidding on her.

    How could we possibly go wrong?!?!

  • Traveler

    I wonder if it would be possible to con people into buying Skeptologist action figures by giving a woo-ish description about how they “impart wisdom to the owner”? Pull the string, and it quotes the definition of a logical fallacy.

  • Long time we have battled pseudoscience and mystical thinking but now STEVELLA figurine charged with skeptical energy is available to QUESTIONING MIND capable of handling its DEBUNKMENT and SCIENTIFIC METHODOLOGY.
    Rip proof nylon doctor’s smock. specify colour.

  • Slarty

    Buy now £100 + £50 p&p

    Reluctantly offering FOR SALE one Ha-gg-is voodoo doll. I have no choice but to offer to the most lucky person my Ha-gg-is receptical. It has brought me amazing SPIRITUAL luck over these millenia culminating in my gifted spirit intervention last night.

    Rhuadh the high Ha-gg-is came to me in my dream and told me that it was time. Time now to pass on this power to another mortal in the earthly realm AWAY FROM SCOTTISH HAMELAND. He said it was was to be to someone in the “Land of the big bird” which obviously means the USA as yours is the Bald-Eagle symbol and to someone who will treat the Ha-gg-is SPIRIT receptical with the due reverance and respect it NEEDS. He told me too that the RECIPIENTS would be someone who loved their mother and who had suffered in their life from the curse of death.

    Is this YOU!!!!!!!?

    IF IT IS THEN YOU MUST BID NOW!

    Please, I beg you. The Ha-gg-is told me it wants to bring its awsome powers to you who need’s it – it has been so good to me it would be ungodly not to share in it’s fruits and it must be TO you. Please do not dissapoint yourself by by missing up the good fortune and power that the Ha-gg-is say you deserve.

    https://uk-secured.com/thescottishtouch/shopexd.asp?id=420&bc=no

    Thank you.

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