Dirk Steele’s laws of motions”

Oh, I get it, Daddy Dirk…

If you get down with dogs you get up with fleas.

No it is to do with my grand unified theory of constipation. Yet to be peer reviewed but I am still waiting and hoping….. and hoping and waiting….

]]>Oh, I get it, Daddy Dirk…

If you get down with dogs you get up with fleas.

@cwfong

Now, and this is my final word.. will both of you go tidy your bedrooms and finish your homework. Otherwise, and I really mean this, I will confiscate your X-box. And you will definitely not get that Playstation for Christmas…….. And I do really mean this.

]]>‘….actually, I think that’s exactly what he’s after ‘

But he will never understand Dirk Steele’s laws of motions.

And neither will you.

]]>‘Yet I’ve actually defined a paradox’

You would still not understand what a paradox was even if it forced it’s way up your anal passage.

]]>‘And how come I can cut an apple into three equal parts, but when I divide 1 by 3 I get an infinite series: 0.33333… And when I multiply back again I get 0.99999..? Who’s stealing bits of my apple?’

A similar analogy would be……

0.3333… of this thread are comments made by cwfong whinging about his special beef

0.3333… of this thread are comments made by BillyJoe responding to the git

0.3333… of this thread are comments made by Dirk Steele crying over his spilt beer (actually whisky)

Who is stealing the bits of any interest in this bloody blog?

‘Though these aren’t really the kinds of paradox that Dr S is referencing.’

Agreed.

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